Based on Muppetology 101, from Muppet Mindset, here's the itemized summary which I think is easier to follow than reading through all those paragraphs...
the Muppet… http://www.aboutjws.info/index.php/jots/muppet-ownership-tldr-summary/
"You just had to do that joke, didn't you?" "Yeah, well, one of us had to. I lost the toss." -- Statler and Waldorf, the J.P. Morgan episode of the Muppet Show. http://www.aboutjws.info/index.php/jots/sw-gambling/